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Hakuna Matata
The word lovely is
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Hakuna Matata
Tells fate
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Don't worry
The day is carefree
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Philosophy
That's just the way it is
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Hakuna Matata
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Hakuna Matata
Timon and Pumbaa
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Don't worry
The day is carefree
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Philosophy
That's just the way it is
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Hakuna Matata
Timon and Pumbaa!
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TIMON IN LOVE
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I can make anyone fall in love.
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Look at those pathetic butts.
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Cupid's silly arrows
have made them prisoners of love.
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I never act stupid
because of the girl.
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arrow of love,
put that bastard on his knees -
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forcing her to fall in love
to the first mongoose he sees.
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To the first mongoose,
which he sees.
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Timon? Look at that big water bug.
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Where?
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Have you noticed the cute smile dimple,
which is formed when I smile?
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Or how my muzzle wrinkles,
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when I laugh and when I smell you.
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I hadn't noticed.
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I think I'm in love.
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To whom?
- To me.
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You can't be in love with yourself.
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You have known yourself for a long time
and you've always been just good friends.
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That's it! I have been
right in front of my face all the time.
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do you think i know
that you like me?
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I guess you must know.
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But is the feeling mutual?
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Do I have any seam to get me?
-Well...
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You know it best yourself.
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ask me if i like me
but don't tell me i asked.
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Sorry. My brain was reeling.
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I need to spend time with myself.
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i love me
i don't love me
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Love is a mystery, they say.
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Something incredible just happened!
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I asked me on a date,
and I agreed.
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this is awesome
although it is a bit strange.
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I'll be here any second.
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I can't wait to meet you.
- You like me for sure.
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I'm perfect for me.
I understand myself very well.
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I know what I'm going to say
before i say it.
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I'm happy for you.
You are lucky...
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You are lucky bastards.
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That must be me.
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Sorry.
That's probably because of the snails.
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I'm used to eating bugs.
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Hello, Timon. Where is Timon?
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If truth be told,
not dating me anymore
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The drug is gone, Pumbaa.
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What happened?
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The better you feel,
the less you like.
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I have finally seen my faults.
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Faults? You? Come on.
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You expect too much of yourself.
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Have you noticed an ugly dimple,
which is formed when I smile?
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Or how annoyingly my muzzle wrinkles,
when i laugh -
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or do i smell you?
-Don't you like those features?
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I used to like
but now they drive me crazy.
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Do you know about this yet?
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I haven't bothered to tell me.
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I haven't been honest with myself.
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I have a love-hate relationship with myself.
I'm too possessive.
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I'm suffocating myself
and I don't understand my own jokes.
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Nothing is worse than
codependency with oneself.
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Most relationship problems
related to communication.
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Maybe you should
talk to yourself.
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Inspiration!
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But... but... but...
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But... but... but...
It's good!
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We decided that the problem is you.
-I?
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You know what they say.
The two are always the most beautiful.
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You don't want me to hang out with you anymore?
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you can hang out
but not with us.
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Who needs a best friend,
when is a good hobby?
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Pumbaa? Guy? Pal? Friend?
You have to help me.
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I don't think I can help.
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I am at a crossroads with myself.
I don't know what to do.
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I won't mess with you
to your despicable soap opera.
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Things are moving too fast!
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I asked me to meet my parents,
but I don't think I'm ready for that.
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Then why not
stop dating yourself?
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I can't do that.
I can't live without me.
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Yours and yours
it's time to get married.
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You are right. Oh, Pumbaa!
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Will you walk me down the aisle?
- With joy.
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I came back just in time.
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blue arrow,
give that bastard a chance.
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Stop his crush
and correct my mistakes.
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What are we doing?
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You are marrying yourself.
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Can't we find something better to do?
-Yes, we will find.
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Come on, let's go eat bugs.
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Something really strange happened to me.
-That's what happened.
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But you stayed by my side.
-That's how I stayed.
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Thanks. You are a true friend.
You would have been a great best man.
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Father of the bride.
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Don't ask.
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KAHUNA POTATO
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Come on, Pumbaa. Let it burn!
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Was it good?
- Pole ten.
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Eh. Don't go anywhere.
Come back.
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To those bugs up there
your special technique is needed.
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I take care of them.
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We have a bag of bugs
and the rest of the afternoon time to eat them.
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If this is not a carefree life,
I don't know what it is.
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It's a search for matata.
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Looking for matata, huh?
-Hello, Tumba and Pimon.
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I am Pimon and he is Tumba.
-Sorry.
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Did I give you permission to speak?
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What is hakuna matata?
- It's our carefree philosophy of life.
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We have nothing to worry about.
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We also have a philosophy of life.
Its name is kahuna peruna.
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It calls for concern.
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Our philosophy of life means,
that we will never leave you alone.
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Kalsars to the ears!
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I could do without that philosophy of life.
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If only we could somehow prevent it
those creatures from teasing us.
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We can.
We learn to fight.
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Teach us to defend ourselves
with saken hivutus fighting skills.
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Grab these bugs from my hand,
so I'll tell you the secret of kung fu.
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So I just have to catch the bugs,
so tell me the secret of kung fu?
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Heck!
- Your training begins.
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Pumbaa-jin and Timon-jang.
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Timon-jang? Nice job...
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This is how monkeys collect food.
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Jump and pick up. Just like that!
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Keep jumping and picking.
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This is how monkeys make juice.
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Squeeze.
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And stir. First you squeeze.
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And then you mix.
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First you squeeze.
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And then you mix.
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Got it, Pumbaa.
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When we drink this kung fu elixir,
we become invincible fighters.
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Can I still call you Timon-jang?
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Great. All hard toil,
so Rafiki can talk like a fortune cookie,
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drink banana shakes
and sleep all day.
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We came here
to learn fighting skills.
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I grab the bugs from his hand
and I will find out the secret of kung fu.
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Do you want something, Timon-jang?
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I don't. I just jumped
I'm in pain and crying.
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It was the last one, Pumbaa-jin.
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No, no, no. You're not done yet.
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How could I be ready
when you haven't taught me kung fu?
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The deepest essence of martial arts
is to be bald
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drink banana juice
and takes a nap like Master Rafiki.
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You're starting to sound too much like that monkey.
Let's get out of here.
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I have taught you fools kung fu.
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A secret fighting style called
"shaolin mad monkey style".
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Try it.
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The monkey jumps. The monkey picks.
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The monkey squeezes and stirs.
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We finally learned kung fu.
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Those bullies become a stew.
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I don't know.
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I've gotten over my desire for revenge.
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While studying Kung Fu, I have realized,
how useless fighting is.
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And not besides
haven't caught any bugs yet.
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What were you saying?
Well, Master Rafiki.
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I'm going to tell you
what is your martial arts secret.
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Your kung fu is good,
but you need inner strength.
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You are not ready.
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We are ready
and we prove it by meeting Destiny.
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We write when we meet Fate,
whoever he is.
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Do you think you're cute
when you have soft fur?
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And the big shining eyes?
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Stop. That's enough now.
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Did you learn Chinese kung fu?
-Shaolin Crazy Monkey style.
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You caught our bug
and you dishonor our honor. You pay!
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Your monkey style won't cut it
our big bad bully style.
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Now we fight
and fuck you properly.
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Can we stop talking like this
Timon-jang?
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The monkey jumps.
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The monkey picks.
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The monkey squeezes. The monkey stirs.
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Shaolin Crazy Monkey Kungfu!
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My eyes!
- Unfair. Time-out.
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Oh shit! Sorry.
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Are you all right?
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Fools!
-That crazy monkey from kung fu.
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Pumbaa-jin and Timon-jang,
you have always had the keys to victory.
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The most important thing is to be yourself.
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Isn't that why we get our backs?
-So!
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Please use search matata.
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Hakuna matataa!
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Forget the whole thing.
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Maybe Rafiki means,
that hakuna matata -
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is the key to our own kungfu style.
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At this point
it's worth trying anything.
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Hakuna matata kung fu!
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Annoying mongoose style!
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you are ugly
and your mother dresses you funny.
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“The mongoose runs
for his life" technique.
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"Stubborn warthog" style.
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Let's find out about them!
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It's time for the strongest kung fu.
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"The warthog smells bad" technique.
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Maybe you and Rafiki were right
on track with the "be yourself" thing.
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Fortunately, we realized it in time.
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What do we do about bullies?
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I have an idea.
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Spoon and feed.
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And spoon and feed.